Milk: went out for a pint of it the other day...what the hell's goin on there? The price of it?!
Trains: me bird got charged 20 nicker on the train the other day. She'd bought a ticket the night before but the woman gave her a ticket for that day rather than the next one! SLAMMED!
Footy: liverpool arent doing so well this season its a shame after last years brilliant season. BENITEZ OUT!