Tuesday, 6 April 2010

The End

It is with a heavy heart that I report the death of the current squad of email lads ...

The pressures of work have taken their toll and some have decided it is time to bow out. You cannot be an email lad unless full participation is possible. It's no good doing it by halves you have to go in all guns blazing.

It is not known whether the remaining email lads will continue alone or advertise for new members.

A commemorative service will take place at the All Tomorrows Parties festival at Minehead on 15th May 2010. Please convene at the maddy slide in the water park. The service will be a simple dedication to the legacy of the email lads followed by a go on the maddy slide.

Signing off.

Friday, 26 March 2010

Update ATP pictures

Here is an updated picture of the email lads at ATP

Wednesday, 24 March 2010


The email lads are off to ATP in May but sod the bands its all about the slides. Here is a little preview of what its going to be like (no pics of david were available!)

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

The Email Lads

Tryin to get the email lads back together after what has been a bit of a barren patch. We have our first date with mystery girl sometime in June so we have to prepare for that. Weve taken a few knocks in recent weeks, email lad football form has gone right out the window, liverpool havent been playing too well, graeme took ill ...all of this has been pretty hard on email lad morale.

Bank holiday weekend is coming up and graeme and his bird are goin out on the razzle dazzle on the friday night. Graeme is gonna ask the other email lads and their respective birds to also come out on the old saucy pops and that will resurrect the email lads.


Wednesday, 17 March 2010


I spinned the coffee cup once, twice...
It fell on on fate.
The lives we lead are intertwined
Encased in the bonds of time
Achilees separates man from bone
The call of mothers and children running home
The lives we lead are intertwined
Yet in the end fate is blind

St Patricks Day

Its st patricks day today. In liverpool everyone goes off their head. Loads of them are middle class students with that really annoying generic southern accent. They all wear guiness hats and get drunk. I'm neither for or against ireland but i think that st paddys day is a triumph for the guiness P.R. department. Or is it diageo that own the guiness brand. either or its a marketing shit storm

Open letter to mystery girl

Dear mystery girl,

Are you fit? Do you fancy goin on a date with 4 lads?

Yours sincerely

The email lads

P.S. graeme is pretty sure you are steph from Umlaut/Bristol. If you are then we will still treat you to a night on tiles email lads style